Karl

The oldest Erickson sibling is also the best armed sibling.  He's visited more foreign countries and lived in more states.  To my young boys, he also has the most awesome job (second only to "ninja") and is the best at playing Nerf battles.

[Insert picture of Karl here.]

If you owned a radio station, would you play Christmas music all day, everyday in December?

No, I would not.  I would play Christmas music all day starting on December 20th and play it through the end of day on December 26th.  That's it.  Now, my wife, she would start playing it in November.

Andrea:  Play it through the New Year, through January.
Karl:  Yeah, I wouldn't do that. 

What is your least favorite household chore?

Karl:       All of the chores.
Andrea:  He doesn't do any of them.
Tina:       Are you saying he wouldn't know which chore he dislikes the most because you do everything and Karl does nothing.
Andrea:    That's right.
Karl:        (Silence.)
Tina:        And, Karl, your position is that you're not disagreeing you just don't like chores.
Karl:        That's right.

Are you binge watching anything right now?

K:    I'm watching so many shows right now, but they're all on Christmas break.
T:     So, you're not binge watching anything, you're really watching shows?
K:     Yeah, I'm really watching shows.
T:     Shows that play on network television.
K:    That's right.
T:    Well, what are they?
K:     CSI Cyber, Quantico, NCIS, NCIS - Los Angeles, NCIS - New Orleans, Chicago Med, Chicago PD, Chicago Fire...

What sport would you play, if you had lots of spare time?

Soccer.  You should have known that.  Soccer.

Where do you go to find good comedy?
Jeff Dunham and Gabrielle Igleseis.  He's known as the Fluffy Guy.  Look him up on YouTube. Look for "the Ventriloquist."  He's hilarious.
[I searched for "Gabrielle Igleseis Ventriloquist" and nothing matching pulled up.  I bet you can do better.]