Eli, Better than Sean Bean

Eli is currently potty training his third child - a boy.  He could probably tell you that it is slightly harder to potty train a boy than a girl, but it will be so worth it to have only one set of diapers to buy each month.

If you owned a radio station, would you play Christmas music all day, everyday in December?

No.  I would never play Christmas music.  Ever.  I am not interested in Christmas music.  I don't like Christmas music - could you really stress that I would not play - at this point my wife would be upset with me and say that I do like Christmas music.  And for sure, she likes Christmas music, which is great.  But, no.  No Christmas music.

What is your least favorite household chore?

Potty training  children.  But on a more regular basis, I would say, raking leaves.  I need to go out and rake in the front but I just don't want to.  I'm letting the leaves win.
Also, laundry.

Are you binge watching anything right now?

No.  Last night I watched the rest of the Toy Story Christmas Special with Ethan.  But for me screen time is a little hard to come by.  We are slowly making our way through iZombie but we've been stuck on episode 9 for about a month.  I really liked the description on Netflix, there just isn't any time.  

What sport would you play, if you had lots of spare time?

I would fence.  I still harbor desires to learn how to fence.  I took a class a few years back and, well, I would love to fence.

Where do you go to find good comedy?

Sometimes we watch the comedy specials on Netflix, you know, the featured comics.  Those aren't always safe.  I like Brian Regan, he's pretty clean, and Jim Gaffigan, the show that's called "Mr. Universe".
Mostly, if I need to laugh, I just watch Hailey.  She makes me laugh.