Clarksville, Tennessee

I bet you didn't know that Karl lives very close to the Cumberland River.

I bet you didn't know that Tennessee was the last state to succeed from the Union during the Civil War.

I bet you didn't know that I read a lethargic, dull, well-researched fiction book on the Battle of Shiloh, which happened only 145 miles south of Clarksville, Tennessee.

I bet you didn't know that Karl doesn't have Internet at his new house, but he does own a forest.  He also owns a sitting lawn mower.  I would be very interested in a picture of Karl, sitting on his mower, wearing sandals with socks.
Please?